In many weddings, the groom is the least inspired speaker of the evening. Grooms get so caught up in the bachelor party or the wedding details or avoiding them, that they come to the wedding with no idea of what to say. By avoiding the topic and putting nothing on paper, they set themselves up for embarrassment.
If you're going to give the groom's speech short shrift, here's a guide to doing it properly.
Top Ideas on Delivering the Worst Groom's Speech Ever!
Don't mention your parents or the bride's, or their support and contribution to the wedding.
Make a list of family members and friends who didn't show up for the wedding. And offer your thoughts as to why they missed it.
Focus on your own accomplishments and make sure to include your ex-girlfriends by name.
Leave your bride out of it completely. Speak only to your friends about your own thoughts and experiences. Make no mention of her radiant beauty and your prosperous future together.
Pepper your speech with slurs, and slang. Work the word, "like" into each sentence. Ask Great Uncle Ed if he can hear you. Repeat the question several times.
Ramble on and on until you see the guests in the back get up to go to the bar! And then call the guests' attention to it.
Drink plenty of alcohol early in the evening, slur your words, and forget the name of your best man when it comes time to introduce him.
Above all, don't prepare a speech or practice it at all.
These ideas are obviously outrageous. You'd be surprised, though, how many show up in groom wedding speeches when the groom comes unprepared.
You'll get a running start at the grooms speech by simply doing the opposite of what I've listed above: thank your parents and bride's, thank your guests for their support, tell a story that honors your new wife and underscores your hope for a wonderful life together, be sharp and concise, welcome your best man for his speech. And practice so your familiar.
Here's the final pointer, and it's on the level.
There's absolutely no reason these days not to deliver a great speech with very little prep time or stress.
There's a kit available that helps you create groom wedding speeches in no time at all. It's really inexpensive (and if you follow the link above, you can get a discount) and covers everything from speeches, to jokes, to throwing great bachelor parties.
If you're giving a speech at your wedding, this is the most important step you can take to honor your wife, lower your own stress, and let yourself enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime occasion. Do yourself a favor, and check your wedding speech off your list right now.
I hope your wedding is really wonderful! If you want to make it fun, memorable, and low stress visit WeddingSpeechesSource.com/groom-wedding-speeches/
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